you can't see it, but the full title of this video is "cover orange gameplay ( sorry about the anger )". something about that phrasing really lured me into this one. sorry about the anger. the use of the word "the" is so subtle but brilliant. its not just apologising for the yelling. its a confession booth hidden in subscript, an attempt to make amends for all of the anger OP has felt and expressed in their life. the upload of the video in spite of the anger is a sort of self-flagellation, a display of shame for all on a public forum to witness. i like when they say "you have to think fast". the tone in which they say it is, in contrast to most of the vocalisations contained in the video, almost caring, almost regretful. they're telling you, "you have to think fast, every moment is crucial, every one could be your last. every mistake could be your worst one yet." there's an image i feel is relevant here.

this image makes me sad because the dog will be hurt, and he seems nice. but also it speaks to this idea of the dog. i think the creator behind this video is the dog, who i pity, but the dog after falling. perhaps there is no simple landing for the dog. perhaps the dog must simply fall forever, thinking of the bird. mourning its brief moments with the bird. lamenting itself and its soul.

the reviews are in! let's see what people had to say...


"I like how in the last level he stops screaming in anger and genuinely soinds like a woman being murdered." - @bread496

"This feels like a video I would've watched 9 years ago with only a vague recollection and doubt that it was even real" - @proto_117

"I already knew i struck gold when i saw the title of the video" - @SandNukes

"this doesnt even sound like anger this sounds like pure unadulterated agony" - @ghorsy

"Me when my soul is transported into the code of a classic flash game and whenever the stupid ass oranges die i experience the combined agony of every previous iteration of them all at once, instantly simulating the feeling of my nervous system being ripped apart" - @potatobattery4229

"2:32 He sounds like a lawnmower here and I can't unhear it" - @cranburrey

"calm down man is okay" @romingtontehwizard

"This looks beautiful, I think this video is amazing, I'm happy I was recommended this" - @emeraldsdumbchannel